STRANGE’S LAST NIGHT’S TOP TEN LATE-NIGHT TV JOKES NOVEMBER 17 2010

STRANGE’S LAST NIGHT’S TOP TEN LATE-NIGHT TV JOKES NOVEMBER 17, 2010

November Strangies: Letterman 3, O’Brien 3, Kimmel 2, Ferguson 1, Leno 1, Fallon 1, Colbert 1, Stewart 1

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Wednesday, November 17

10. David Letterman: “‘People’s’ Sexiest Man Alive is Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, it kind of caught me off-guard too.

9. Jay Leno: “How many think these searches at the airport are too invasive. Now how many think that if they keep your relatives from visiting you over the holidays they’re worth the price? Let’s get cavity searches, just to make sure.”

8. Craig Ferguson: “A senior citizen was arrested for blowing out his TV with a shotgun when Bristol Palin didn’t get kicked off ‘Dancing with the Stars.’ Come on. It’s been 2 years. Get over it, John McCain.”

7. Craig Ferguson: “People say your favorite Royal tells a lot about who you are. If your favorite is Queen Elizabeth you’re distinguished and respectful. If it’s Prince Harry you’re impish and fun-loving. If it’s Prince Charles you’re Prince Charles.”

6. Craig Ferguson: “Prince Charles was elated at his son’s engagement. William sat him down and said, Dad, I have great news,’ and Charles said, ‘Grandma’s dead?’ Charles is so afraid he’ll never be King. He spends more time hugging that throne than a bulimic supermodel.”

5. Jimmy Fallon: “Tiger Woods joined Twitter today. But just remember, if you retweet him, you’re retweeting everyone he ever tweeted.”

4. Jimmy Fallon: “George W. Bush’s famous ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner may be put in his Presidential Library. They plan to hang it up as soon as they start construction.”

3. Jimmy Kimmel’s National Unfriend Day for Facebook friends was the 4th most-searched term in the world on Google Trends, and it’s been all over the news. “I wonder if this is what Jesus felt like when he started Christmas.”

2. Jay Leno: “Brett Favre has thrown 16 interceptions this year. I think it’s because he’s played for too many teams. He throws it and goes, ‘Oh, that was last year!’”

1. Jon Stewart showed Bristol Palin’s abstinence PSA with ‘Jersey Shore’s’ The Situation where he dangles condoms at her. “By the way, if he gets her pregnant, it’s officially designated The Situation womb.”

See Related: STRANGE’S LAST NIGHT’S TOP TEN LATE-NIGHT TV JOKES ARCHIVE

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