STRANGE’S LAST NIGHT’S TOP TEN LATE-NIGHT TV JOKES OCTOBER 18 2010

October Strangies: Letterman 5, Leno 3, Ferguson 2, Kimmel 2

STRANGE’S LAST NIGHT’S TOP TEN LATE-NIGHT TV JOKES OCTOBER 18, 2010

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By Strange de Jim
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Monday, October 18
(All but Handler & Kimmel in reruns)

10. Jimmy Kimmel: “This other Chilean miner Victor wrote a poem to his wife every day. To make the other guys look bad, I think. ‘I couldn’t write you, honey. Victor had the only pen.’”

9. Jimmy Kimmel: “‘Dancing with the Stars’ is so popular ABC is coming out with ‘Skating with the Stars.’ If we get to see Vanilla Ice on ice I’ll die happy.”

8. Chelsea Handler: “‘The Enquirer’ had a story of Oprah and Gayle going camping together, with the headline ‘BFFs Share Brokeback Getaway.’” Ben Gleib: “They’re implying they’re gay, but maybe two best friends just wanted to go to a quiet place where they could go fishing for tuna.”

7. Jimmy Kimmel: “TLC has a new reality show ‘Sarah Palin’s Alaska.’ Sarah says, ‘I’d rather be out here than in some stuffy old political office,’ so let’s remember that in 2012.”

6. Jimmy Kimmel guest Aasif Mandvi: “My parents forced me to be an actor. I wanted to be a doctor.”

5. Jimmy Kimmel: “Lamar Odom and Chloe Kardashian are launching a perfume. May I be so bold as to suggest they call it Lardash?”

4. Chelsea Handler guest Johnny Knoxville on “Jackass 3-D:” “With these giant 3-D cameras, if somebody passed out 500 yards away, we couldn’t get over to do something awful to them, and that was a concern.”

3. Chelsea Handler: “RadarOnline.com has reported that the Chelsea Handler sex tape distribution has been stopped, so the general public won’t see it. Which is because there never was a sex tape. Do I look that stupid? Still, I’d really like to see it.”

2. Jimmy Kimmel: “Although the Chilean miners had offers from many studios to tell their stories they decided to do a remake of ‘Saturday Night Fever’ instead.”

Bo Burnham Comedy Central Special “Words Words Words”
“Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love.”
“I’m a Leo and I loved ‘Titanic.’”
‘Where are all the Sour Patch parents?”
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See Related: STRANGE’S LAST NIGHT’S TOP TEN LATE-NIGHT TV JOKES ARCHIVE

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