STRANGE’S LAST NIGHT’S TOP TEN LATE-NIGHT TV JOKES OCTOBER 13

October Strangies: Letterman 5, Ferguson 2, Leno 1, Kimmel 1

STRANGE’S LAST NIGHT’S TOP TEN LATE-NIGHT TV JOKES OCTOBER 13, 2010

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By Strange de Jim
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Wednesday, October 13

10. Jay Leno: “Meg Whitman, a white woman from back East wants to replace an Austrian governor and is putting out ads in Mandarin and Cantonese to explain why she fired a Mexican maid.”

9. David Letterman: “All 33 miners come out and then Punxsutawney Phil.”

8. Stephen Colbert: “We’ve been helping Chile since 1973 when we assassinated their President.”

7. Jon Stewart: “Chile: Jon Stewart Wraps His Head Around a Miner’s Shaft:” Jon: “I thought you were going to clear these headlines with me.” Olivia Munn was Senior Mineral Extraction Analyst:

6. David Letterman: “These guys are having to be gradually reintroduced to sunlight, and a few of them have to be gradually reintroduced to marriage.”

5. Jay Leno: “That miner who had the wife and the mistress was #21 out, and his wife didn’t come to meet him. His clothes and belongings were there.”

4. Jimmy Kimmel: “Christine O’Donnell, the witch, is 18 points behind in the polls. Most people in Delaware say they prefer either the Lion or the Wardrobe.”

3. Jimmy Fallon: “Pope Benedict announced the Catholic Church is going to be using more social networking sites like Twitter and Facebook. Yeah, that’s what we need, more priests poking people.”

2. Jimmy Fallon: “People all over the world have been glued to their sets hoping this disaster would have a happy ending, and it did. The Situation was voted off ‘Dancing with the Stars.’”

1. David Letterman: “BP today successfully capped the shaft to prevent any more miners from getting out.”

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