STRANGE de JIM’S ZINGERS COLLECTION JUNE 25, 2010
By Strange de Jim
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Friday, June 25 Strangie to David Letterman: "Sunday is the Gay Parade. Nothing says pride like a 40-year-old fat guy in chiffon."
June Strangies: Leno 6, Fallon 3, Letterman 3, Colbert 2, Ferguson 2, Stewart 2, Handler 1
David Letterman: "Hi, it’s Dave Pride Week here in New York. Gay Pride is the only parade where the city’s cleaner afterwards."
Jay Leno: "The Oregon masseuse says she kept her clothes with Al Gore’s DNA, another stain on the Clinton administration." "President Obama took the Russian President to his favorite burger joint, and the Russian President wanted to pick up the tab, but Obama said, ‘Our grandchildren will pay.’" "A tornado hit an Amish community, and the electricity went out for 150 years." "A strip club in New Orleans is asking for BP damage money because the spill caused their business to fall off. It’s ironic, the one place where crabs are still plentiful." "A 29-year-old woman burst her windpipe at the World Cup by playing her vuvuzela too hard. Good."
Jimmy Fallon: "The Russian President visited Twitter and set up an account, but his first message was too long. He said not to worry. He’s good at eliminating unwanted characters." "The Gay Pride parade is Sunday, when the Big Apple becomes the Big Banana." "Justin Bieber has been nominated for Best New Artist at the BET Awards Sunday. I guess now they’re the Blackish Entertainment Awards. ‘Playboy’ has asked Justin’s mom to pose. She said OK, but she won’t show her Bieber." "A couple were arrested for trying to sell their baby for $25 in front of a Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart said that was bad, but it was a tribute to their rock-bottom prices." Guest Adam Sandler: "The new iPhone automatically spellchecks your texts. I sent my wife, ‘I’m the king of the house and I do what I want,’ and it corrected it to, Whatever you say, dear.’"
Craig Ferguson: "Tom Cruise has been making movies for 30 years, since before I was born. Tom dancing in his underwear in ‘Risky Business’ was voted Best Movie Scene Ever by Ricky Martin. Tom’s 5’7" which is actually a reasonable height for a girl."
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