STRANGE de JIM’S ZINGERS COLLECTION JUNE 23, 2010
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Wednesday, June 23 Strangie to David Letterman: "General McChrystal’s mouth is another hole Obama can’t plug."
June Strangies: Leno 6, Colbert 2, Ferguson 2, Fallon 2, Stewart 2, Letterman 2, Handler 1
Jon Stewart: "McChrystal’s Balls."
Chelsea Handler: "We tried to reach Latoya for comment, but she was out of cell phone minutes."
David Letterman: Announcer intro: "Now, loose-lipped United States Army General, David Letterman!" Dave: "It’s 89 and sultry today, like Betty White." "It was a small meeting in the Oval Office today. Just President Obama, General McChrystal and the Salahis." (They were the couple who crashed the White House dinner.) "That American guy said he didn’t want to kill bin Laden, just keep him out of Arizona."
Jay Leno: "Obama told Gen. McChrystal, ‘Yes, you’re canned.’ Obama said you don’t criticize your bosses, which is why he says nothing bad about the Chinese." "Cocaine production in Peru is up again. Where do they get the energy?"
Jimmy Kimmel: "Jake the Bachelor and Vienna have broken up. I don’t know. When I was a boy, and a man got down on one knee and asked a woman to marry him, and then did it again for the reverse shot, it meant something."
Jimmy Fallon: "General McChrystal’s policy with ‘Rolling Stone’ was Just Ask, I’ll Tell." "Daniel Radcliffe said the first time he heard Justin Bieber sing he thought it was a girl. Bieber said, ‘Ha, ha, I slept with Hermione.’"
Craig Ferguson: "The new ‘Twilight’ movie has long lines of teenage girls, what Roman Polanski counts to go to sleep every night." "North Korea has the Kim Jong Illeth Fair."
"The Middle:" Heroine: "Making us work on Thanksgiving is just wrong!" Boss: "So’s taking the country away from a bunch of Indians, but aren’t you glad we did?"
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