STRANGE de JIM’S ZINGERS COLLECTION MARCH 18, 2010
By Strange de Jim
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Thursday, March 18 Strangie: Jay Leno: "President Obama was on Fox News yesterday to push health care. That’s like George Bush appearing on The Learning Channel."
March Strangies: Fallon 5, Letterman 5, Ferguson 2, Kimmel 1, Leno 1
Jon Stewart imitating Glenn Beck: "I’m sorry. I promised myself I would cry."
David Letterman was a rerun.
Jay Leno: "Blockbuster may have to file for bankruptcy. They’re almost a billion dollars in debt. They’re so broke the president of Blockbuster has had to cancel his subscription to Netflix." "Lindsay Lohan is suing E-trade for $100,000,000 because their commercial has a baby named Lindsay who’s a milkaholic." Jay had an interview with the baby. Here’s his monologue, ending with the interview"
"Pepsi is removing high-calorie, high-sugar drinks from schools. It’s part of their program No Child Left with a Fat Behind." "It’s spring break. For seniors it’s their last chance to sow wild oats before moving back in with their parents." "Perez Hilton says Heather Mills has already spent half her divorce settlement. You know who can relate to losing half their money? Her ex-husband, Paul McCartney."
Jimmy Fallon: "President Obama was a great ballplayer as a kid, but they never let him pass anything."
"30 Rock": Jenna: "I kept running into Michael Douglas, and then found out it was just an old lady who lives in my building." Cabletown executive: "Cabletown buying NBC counts as a charitable contribution on our tax return."
Mary Russell and her husband Sherlock Holmes are in Dartmoor, close to Baskerville Hall, looking for a murderer.
“Am I not to be allowed the privacy of my own thoughts without being subjected to an analysis of my ‘physical language’?”
“Come along, Russell. You mustn’t avoid your host simply because he is a rude old man. Besides which, he has quite taken to you.”
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