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STRANGE de JIM’S ZINGERS COLLECTION - OCTOBER 22 2009

STRANGE de JIM’S ZINGERS COLLECTION
OCTOBER 22 2009

By Strange de Jim
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Thursday, October 22 winner: Jay Leno: “Hollywood actresses identify with Amelia Earhart, who disappeared at 40. The original title of the movie was ‘Descent of a Woman.’”

October wins: Leno 6, O’Brien 3, Letterman 3, Fallon 2, Kimmel 1, Ferguson 1

Jay Leno: “The generals are worried that the Administration is trying to fight on two fronts: Afghanistan and Fox News.” “The White House wants executives in bailed-out companies to take 90% pay cuts. Why can’t we get the same sort of deal for Congress?” “Roman Polanski’s lawyer says he does miss holidays in the U.S., like Take Your Daughter to Work Day.” “Wal-Mart fired a security guard for chasing a guy, since there’s no running allowed in the store. Unless Immigration shows up, of course.” “Osama bin Laden’s first wife has written a book about him. Wait until his pals find out his wife was literate.” “A woman lived in their apartment with her dead boyfriend for a week. That’s nothing. Larry King’s wife has been doing it for years.” “A judge ruled that Craigslist can run ads for hookers, escorts and masseuses. At last a story with a happy ending.” “The 2006 Miss New Jersey is smoking medical marijuana to control her asthma. Smoking to control asthma? Does she also eat at Taco Bell to cure her diarrhea?”

Jimmy Kimmel: “President Obama wants to cut the pay of executives in companies that took bailout money by as much as 90%. The executives say they destroyed the world economy last year, so they shouldn’t be penalized this year.” Jimmy’s whole crew volunteered to build a house for Habitat for Humanity.” Jimmy used his caulking gun on security guard Guillermo, who said, “Jimmy put his caulk all over my mustache.”

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