STRANGE de JIM’S ZINGERS COLLECTION – OCTOBER 20 2009

STRANGE de JIM’S ZINGERS COLLECTION
OCTOBER 20 2009

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By Strange de Jim
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Tuesday, October 20 winner: Jay Leno: “President Obama will be sending in another 45,000 troops to fight Fox News.”

October wins: Leno 4, O’Brien 3, Letterman 3, Fallon 2, Kimmel 1, Ferguson 1

Jay Leno: “Balloon Boy’s father could go to prison, where they have a whole different version of ‘Wife Swap.’” “Car thefts are at a twenty year low. It’s kind of hard to steal a car when the owner’s living in it.” “Osama bin Laden’s first wife was also his first cousin. That doesn’t sound like Al-Qaeda. That sounds like Al-Abama.” “More people are being cremated to save money. Dying is so expensive many people are putting it off indefinitely. I’m going to have half of me cremated and strewn over the ocean, and half buried in the earth. It’s the surf ‘n turf special.” “Employees with mustaches earn about 8% more, unless they’re strippers.” “A Texas woman lived in an apartment with her dead boyfriend for a week. Know why he didn’t marry her? Cold feet.” Ten @ Ten with Ludacris: 4. What’s the first thing you do in the morning? “Tell her she has to get out.”

Jimmy Kimmel: “First, to my son Kevin, you can come out of the box in the attic now. We’ll go for a balloon ride some other day.” Jimmy thanked guest Ed Norton for taping a skit with their parking lot security guard Guillermo. Ed: “I’ve worked with all the greats: Brando, De Niro, Guillermo.”

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