Strange’s Saturday Night Live Special March 12 2011

STRANGE’S SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE SPECIAL MARCH 12 2011

March Strangies: O’Brien 3, Ferguson 3, Stewart 1, Leno 1, Colbert 1

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Saturday Night Live, March 12

Zach Galifianakis: I’ll never forget what my grandmother said to me just before she died. She said, “What are you doing?”

Zach Galifianakis: I’ll be babysitting my sisters kids via Skype.

Zach Galifianakis: I wear a lot of Axe Body Spray, but I live in a black neighborhood, so it’s called Ask Body Spray, and if you don’t get that joke you’re not racist.

Seth Meyers: Pope Benedict on Good Friday is going to answer 3 questions sent in by viewers on Jesus. The real question, can he answer them faster than IBM”s Watson?

Seth Meyers: “Spiderman” on Broadway has set the record for most performances without actually opening, a record previously held by my high school girlfriend, Catholic Cathy.

Seth Meyers: Ohio’s old electric chair has been put on public display, but I think they’re asking for trouble by showing it in a Brookstone. Seth Meyers: Men with deep voices are more likely to be suspected of being unfaithful, along with men with suddenly high voices.

Seth Meyers: A teacher had to resign after it became known she was a former porn star. I’m just thinking of the explosion that goes off in a teenage boy’s head when his teacher shows up on the porn he’s watching.

Zach Galifianakis Opening Monologue

Scared Straight (Adult material)

Weekend Update Highlights

See Related: STRANGE’S LAST NIGHT’S TOP TEN LATE-NIGHT TV JOKES ARCHIVE

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